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[#428. Asexuals are known to emit powerful gamma radiation when stepping on deceptively crunchy-looking leaves.]
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are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
would you mind waiting, mr. butterfly? i forgot my net.
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
hearing your voice through a recording
THE GREAT SPACE CAT SEES ALL
someday i hope my ocs can be someones fave character. that’d b cool
SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS